celebrity smut

I'm addicted to trashy celebrity tabloids and websites! I admit it.
It used to be a vague interest in the occasional celebrity crush- i'd buy a magazine with a male celeb I thought was hot, or an issue of Star magazine that had the latest scandal, see celebs without make-up, celebrity cellulite.
But now, it's bad! The internet is filled with celebrity bloggers who give you up to the minute news on all those celebs you just gotta know about! I don't check my work email when i first get in at 9:10am ( i start at 9), i check the celeb bloggers. I spend the first hour of my day catching up on the daily celebrity smut. At first it started off rather innocently with Laineygossip. I read about her in the local paper and thought I'd check it out as she's from Vancouver. Then it was and still is Perez Hilton, a man who has now become famous for blogging about celebs like firecrotch(lindsey lohan) not wearing any panties, and for drawing amusing pics on their faces... . But the best blogger has to be Michael K of Dlisted. this guy is hilarious! I can't get enough.
For a woman my age, I know way too much about Miley Cyrus and the Jonas brothers. I'm embarassed for myself that I even know who they are! Found out Lance Bass was gay before he publicly came out. Do I really need to know about how slutty Sienna Miller is??
Yes , I do!
I blame it on Brangelina. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about just google it! I'm obsessed with them. I need to know right now where in the world they are. Angelina is apparently in Thailand on a UN mission. and those kids! cute as ever. eat your heart out Jennifer MANiston (that's what Perez calls her).
Yes, I know what you're thinking - get a life woman! I completely agree. As soon as award season is over, cuz I really need to know the smut that goes down at the oscars. and of course what they wear.
HELP!