Rant

I haven't ranted on this blog yet. I have some pent up annoyances - thought i'd share them with you- enjoy!


1)How did Katy Perry get a record deal? Have you heard her “sing”? Taking a note from American idol, it’s pitchy all over the place and her voice cracks. Have you seen her on any of the award shows? And she’s everywhere – might as well milk it while she can. She sounds horrible! William Hung better watch out – there’s someone worse then him and she’s about to take your crown away!

2) When you read this next rant, you have to pause when you see a * .
Theres’ a * certain dj on a* local radio station., who uhm pauses * at least like uhm * five times in uhm * like * one sentence. And says like * uhm a lot.
Annoying isn’t it?? But what if you had to listen to him??? The worse torture, listening to him and something that I do to torture myself if I leave it on the station for more than 1 minute.. Sometimes I’ll turn to this station, he’ll be trying to speak and I just switch the channel but at times I listen just because I think I’m being unfair and caught him on a bad day. But it’s just the way he speaks. It’s not even that he’s pausing for dramatic effect! There’s a natural flow in the way a person speaks and pausing is necessary but pausing at a point where it’s not required? What’s you’re probably dude? Can’t think fast enough? The words don’t come quickly enough? How did you even get a radio gig? Is it because you look uglier than you sound???? I just want to reach through the radio, through the air waves and ring your neck!

3) And on that note, there is a man on the radio who identifies himself as Sean, from Spence Diamonds . Whenever I hear his voice I want to pour hot oil in my ears just so I don’t have to hear that annoying, nails on chalkboard voice. What does he sound like you ask? Imagine speaking in the most snarky, know it all voice you can do, condescending, high pitched bitchiness –
“Hi, I’m Sean from Spence diamonds. I have an annoying voice and many listeners have complained about me. But I don’t care, I’m going to continue doing these ads because I want to turn you hair white, and I want you to pour hot oil into your eardrums.”
They actually did have an ad where he spoke of how annoying people thought he sounded but he continues to do these ads!!!!!!!! God help me that I don’t find out where he lives and go to his home and ring this neck. Hey Spence Diamonds, even if you offered to give me free diamonds, I wouldn’t take them, or maybe I would so I could shove them down Sean’s throat.
Ahh, feel much better.

4) I hate it when people sneeze and don’t cover their nose. They just sneeze into the air or toward the ground like somehow the tiny particles of mucus and crap flying out of their nose isn’t going to blend in with the air that I breath, or land on some surface that I may touch. This is why I keep a bottle of hand sanitizer by my desk. Somehow I think it’ll protect me from all the grossness! I was once on a bus, and the person sitting behind me, sneezed. I felt this light mist hit the back of my neck! I had no tissue and I thought it’d be rude of me if I made a motion toward the back of my neck as if I would offend him and imply that his grossness affected me! So I did nothing , all the while willing the bus driver to drive faster damn it, so I could reach my destination and burn the skin off the back of my neck.

I’ll be back with more. Thanks for reading. Needed to get that off my chest.