the grass is always greener

So, I admit to watching too much tv. It's not a crime, yet. TLC used to stand for The Learning Channel. But nowadays, what do you actually learn on that station?? Well, if you have some odd deformity, have way too many children, can't dress worth crap, or are short, own a tattoo parlour, you too can have you're own reality tv show! Where do they find these people? Do they hold auditions, with the only requirement being if you are oddly fascinating, we'll sign you up and btw where do I sign up? But what I'm really referring to are some other shows TLC airs 1 offs. Like The 1000lb man, The Tree Man, The Half Woman. I've watched them all. And the one thing I noticed about each of these titled characters is that these people have 1 thing in common, okay 2 things. What is it you ask??
All of them, married, and by the way, not to each other. Each of them has found someone to love them, just as they are (in the words of Mark Darcy , as portrayed by the delicious Colin Firth in the movie Bridgette Jones's Diary)

Now I'm not saying that people who are viewed to have a disability can't or shouldn't get married but hey, I don't weigh a 1000lbs, nor do I have warts all over my body which cause my limbs to look like tree branches, but I do have a body, a whole one with no missing parts or un necessary bits, well except for my gut, but I'm working on it, okay! But the point is, I can't even get a date.

Which brings me to this. Peter Pan man got married. He could get married. This is a man who has a website he created, devoted to himself where he posts pics of himself dressed as Peter Pan. This is his website about his wedding to Princess Dorothy. pixyland.org/peterpan/OurWedding1.html. He could get married. He found someone to love him, just as he is.
All was well in the world when I knew I wasn't alone in the "being over 40 and never married barrel"that I shared with Peter Pan dude but now, sadly, I only share it with Jennifer Aniston, and not even because at least she was married once, to one of the hottest celebs ever and she couldn't even keep him! How am I, mere mortal that I am ever going to get a man , if hot jennifer, look at me I'm 40 and fab, and happy can't even keep a guy????

Even all my back up boyfriends are all married. I think the boat has left the harbour and has set sail without me!

Anyways, just saying!!!

Hmm, just finishing watching the finale of the Bachelorette . I swore I was never going to waste time watching this show again, but I only watched because the bachelorette is from Vancouver, and once again got sucked in. This is how strange the show has gotten the past few series. A few bachelors ago, I think the guy, Brad? didn't choose either girl at the end. Then after that, the one of those girls Deanna, became the bachelorette. She ended up picking some loser skater dude and breaking the heart of second runner up Jason dude, who then became the next bachelor. He in turn picked Melissa at the end but decided at the "after the final rose ceremony" to dump her ass and picked up with Molly, 2nd runner up, instead. Which leads to Jillian who was Jason's 3rd runner up. Still with me? I did not watch any of those series, honestly, only the recent one, and the last episode or of Jason's run, who by the way, total loser. Anyhoo, Jillian ended up choosing Ed, plain old boring, short green short shorts, Ed. She did have some pretty decent guys at the very end, who all wanted to marry her! YEah, I think this one's gonna work out, really! The most exciting rose ceremony ever! On to Dating in the Dark... hahahaha.

My bitter heart!