the normal one

I was just skyping with my sister who lives in Tauraunga, New Zealand. It's always nice to chat with her, and I do admit to missing her. I have 3 sisters, all crazy in their own way and I will admit I have my own brand of crazy too. The NZ sister's brand of crazy is her incense burning, astrology studying, reiki something or the other, always showing me her mini buddha statue while we're skyping, kind of crazy.
As some of you may know, I have an ongoing battle with my gut, which has become it's own entity. It seems to be winning the battle. Please do not post comments on how I can finally rid myself of said gut as I already know how I should do it. (CUT it off). Anyhoo, said NZ sister offered to send me some healing Reiki via the muk muk doll I sent her. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently Reiki is universal healing energy. Perhaps we can use it to save the planet instead? Muk muk will represent me apparently when she does said reiki, and she likes to use the muk muk doll, while doing long distance healing because it fits her hands. okay...
I know what you're thinking, but don't get me wrong. I do want her to send me this universal healing energy. Perhaps it'll reach my muk muk doll (posted above) and when I look at it, I'll feel a jolt of that universal healing energy heading right to my tummy so it'll finally die!
I don't think I need to say anymore.