Tuesday, May 26, 2009

the normal one


I was just skyping with my sister who lives in Tauraunga, New Zealand. It's always nice to chat with her, and I do admit to missing her. I have 3 sisters, all crazy in their own way and I will admit I have my own brand of crazy too. The NZ sister's brand of crazy is her incense burning, astrology studying, reiki something or the other, always showing me her mini buddha statue while we're skyping, kind of crazy.
As some of you may know, I have an ongoing battle with my gut, which has become it's own entity. It seems to be winning the battle. Please do not post comments on how I can finally rid myself of said gut as I already know how I should do it. (CUT it off). Anyhoo, said NZ sister offered to send me some healing Reiki via the muk muk doll I sent her. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently Reiki is universal healing energy. Perhaps we can use it to save the planet instead? Muk muk will represent me apparently when she does said reiki, and she likes to use the muk muk doll, while doing long distance healing because it fits her hands. okay...
I know what you're thinking, but don't get me wrong. I do want her to send me this universal healing energy. Perhaps it'll reach my muk muk doll (posted above) and when I look at it, I'll feel a jolt of that universal healing energy heading right to my tummy so it'll finally die!
I don't think I need to say anymore.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

keeping up with the Jonesessess

I have a circle of friends whom I meet with every so often for dinner. This group is made up of former co-workers all from a place, a place called HELL! Sorry, heh heh, I had to write that. Actually we all worked at the same company, a clothing manufacturer, in various worker bee positions. The world of fashion! How exciting! Yeah, sure, love it. Really.

Anyway, we always try out the new cool restaurant in town. The last time we met up was for a birthday and we headed to Market Cafe at Shangra La - by the way, the food was just okay. But going back to the title of my post, Keeping up with the Jonesesses, this group are all fashionistas! I try my best to look hip and fashionable but I always end up feeling like a schlump next to these perfectly coiffed, perfectly styled, love your shoes, where did you get that hangbag?perfect people!!!!. I don't know about you, but for me, by the end of the work day my makeup has disintegrated, my clothes are wrinkled, I'm tired and I meet up with these peeps who look like they just walked out of the salon!

I can't keep up! I make an okay salary, but I can't afford to shop at Holts or wear the designer clothes! I buy my shoes on sale, or at A&N boutique; I shop at Suzy Shier, pick up bargains where I can find them and yes, even pieces of the Superstore's Joe Fresh line , which by the way has some great stuff, has found it's way into my closet. I have to seriously think about what I'm going to wear to these dinners, and even then, I still look and feel like a badunkadink, as Oprah calls it (women who have basically given up - that's me!). As I was speaking to one Ms Jones today, she has to plan out her outfit for these pressure cooker dinners as well. I was like, what, you too?? You mean everyone is doing their best to look hot and fabulous every time we meet??? No wonder. How would we look if we didn't put that extra 20, or 50% effort in?? I'm sure we'd all still look fab.

Thank god it's only every few months! I know none of us really care what each other is wearing, well we do, but we also just appreciate the effort put in and expect and assume that each walks around looking fab everyday anyways. We are all fashion people after all, well some of us are still hanging in there for some crazy reason. I just assume the peeps look great all the time, and geez, why don't I try harder, cuz, it's better to look good than to feel good, isn't it?? I guess I can thank them for that one day every few months when I make that extra effort to look half way decent and presentable. My daily work uniform of black top and jeans can transition nicely for that, oh- my- god-what-am-i-going-to-wear to this dinner tonight?? night. Just as long as I put that little bit of effort in and make sure I have on those killer shoes (from A&N boutique) , the to die for handbag (knock off) , the wheredidyouget that trendy jacket (superstore!) , the perfect statement jewelry (suzy shier) freshly applied makeup (shopping channel purchases) and that just came from the salon hair ( cut crooked, dammit!) to go with my I just rolled out of bed ( I really did just roll out of bed) and look this way naturally all the time attitude. Really. Love it.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

my exciting life



Mom will go with me. I got the browsing, eating and spending money on useless stuff gene from my mom. The Chinatown Night Market officially opened last weekend! As my first sentence states, my mom always enjoys going so needing to get out of the house, I didn't have to twist her arm to join me. Geez, my life sounds really sad and pathetic!
But I don't care, I enjoy the nightmarket. Definitely not as big as the one that goes on in Richmond, that I'm not even sure is on anymore. With the beautiful weather there were lots of people out. Plus I like the idea of supporting Chinatown, which in the past few decades has really declined in the amount of visitors and shoppers alike.

I always get the same food when I'm there, but because I'm on a crazy diet that for some reason doesn't allow fatty foods, I know, what's with that, I had to limit my usual buys - : ( . This year there so far, there has been no sign of the eggball nazi. Eggballs are waffle like balls that are sugary sweet and addictive, thus not part of my diet. (see photo above) The eggball nazi is a ,this is going to sound mean, a mousy gal with glasses who controlled her eggball stand with an icy stare and at any moment I expected her to point at me and say "NO EGGBALLS FOR YOU!". When she was there, you had to take your place in line, place your order, pay, step to the side and patiently wait for her to pass you that bag of goodies- sort of like the soup nazi from Seinfeld, except this girl was meaner! I kid, I'm sure she's a nice person, but eggball nazi doesn't seem to be there anymore! I made visits to the night market just to experience that whole laughable ordeal - but now she's gone!
Another thing I always get is bubble tea. I know, can I get any chinkier? I can use that term as I'm Chinese, but if you dare say that to me and you're not asian, I'll make you wish you hadn't. My bff was the first to tell me about bubble tea, and I remember saying to her, what the hell is that? But I like it! Basically, for those not in the know, it's iced tea with fruit flavor or slush fruit drinks that are filled with bubbles, or actually tapioca . I know, sounds barf inducing but is actually very good! The other food I usually get are curry fishballs - I know, even more barf inducing, but again, I gotta get them when I'm down there. Everything seems to be ball shaped doesn't it? But there are several stands selling all kinds of bbq this and that, dumplings and a variety of other foods on a stick. Anyhoo, I didn't pick up any of that tonight, again diet won't allow salt. I've only been on this diet for 2 days and I want out! But I'll stick with it as I need to finally say farewell to my gut!

The selection of un-necessary trinkets isn't the greatest but sometimes you can find something you really didn't know you needed- like 5 pairs of socks for $10.00, or a bra. My mom who usually manages to find something, tonight only left with a bag of fortune cookies. As she put it, the selection "was neither 3 or 4" said in cantonese which basically means there was nothing! But if you're in need of an ipod cover, some workout gear, jewellry(even the knock off chanel) , purses, puzzles, wallets, flashlights, socks or even underwear and bras - the nightmarket is the place for you!
Support the Chinatown Night Market!
open 6:30 pm - 11pm, friday, saturday, sundays til Septemeber

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

dwts and other ongoing nagging rants

okay, i know , get a life. but i am completely shocked by the results of dancing with the stars, the finale was tonight. Gilles Marini , didn't win! He has been consistently amazing since the start of the show, and somehow, that little pip Shawn Johnson won by a mer 1% !!!! it's all those midwest min van majority that voted for her, most likely because Gilles is a french actor, who is incredibly hot, but deserved to win!!! got to keep the mirror ball trophy in the good u s of a! don't get me wrong, she was good in that mechanical domoaritgatomrroboto kind of way, a trained monkey, but for godsakes, she wasn't better that Gilles or Melissa. what is wrong with the world???

okay, got that off my chest.

but in other news, wanted to comment on people who don't acknowledge you when you let them into traffic. to the bozo this morning , whom i could have just ignored, and blocked into the driveway you were trying to escape from - would it have been to hard to just wave, to say, hey, thanks for letting me in, i know you didn't have to so, i appreciate it! but,noooo, that would have been too difficult, right loser??!! yeah, it's people like you who make me wish my car was equipped with a rocket launcher that i could aim at your big ass head. rarely, maybe once in a blue moon does anyone these days wave, just to say, thanks! hate people.

last note - if you were coughing, for lets say going on 3 months now, wouldn't you go see a doctor, or at least take something for it?? yes, this is to you, cougher at work, shut the f--- up or i'm going to throw a box of kleenex at your head, or my bottle of hand sanitizer, or my bag of cough drops, or cram my bottle of cough syrup down your throat!! would you just stop your friggin coughing and do something about it by now!!!!!!!!!!!! geez, buddy!!! when, i ask, when will you finally realize how annoying it is and just do something about it????

Thursday, May 14, 2009

regrets

I cut my hair a few months ago. It was quite long, at least 6 inches past my shoulders. I needed a change. My hairstylist cut it just to my shoulders, straight across the bottom and fairly blunt. I was happy with it. Last month i thought i would get it a little more styled, so i brought in a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow and her new do. she cut off her famous locks into an above the shoulder bob that is shorter in the back and gets longer in the front. Fairly simple, right? Well, after the first cut, i wasn't too happy because it didn't angle down to the front, meaning it wasn't longer in the front and shorter in the back. it was just straight across again but shorter. anyhoo, i couldn't understand how the concept could get lost in translation, but, hair grows right?
A few weeks back I made another visit to my stylist to get rid off all my white hair, or the skunk head as i call it , and thought, maybe if i show him another picture of Gwyneth, that shows more of the angle of her hair, he would get it right. I still had some hair to work with! But it ended up looking exactly the same. no angle. straight and shorter! i was so upset! how could you really get that wrong!! I left very unhappy but by the time i got home i felt awful for making my hair stylist feel awful. the relationship between stylist and client is a very important one and i've been seeing him for over 10 years - he knows all my secrets! So, I sent him an email apologizing and asking for a trim because the right side was visibly longer than the left! Perhaps i had my head tilted to the left when he cut it!
anyway this all leads to me getting that trim last night and i have to report that it is now a smidgen longer on the left than on the right, and really short! I miss my long hair! Would it be a betrayal if i went to someone else?? Would i be cheating on him? what to do!! i just want my hair to be even on the bottom, is that too much to ask?? and while i'm at, can i get my hair back??
I guess i really have no amusing way to end this sad tale of hair loss, except that it's past 1am and I came downstairs to get some scissors to attempt to trim off that smidgen and had forgot that i was recharging my nano. so i guess the hair drama served a purpose as i wont' leave the computer on all night now!
Hair Drama - it'll grow back... : (

Monday, May 11, 2009

Random Thoughts



I could barely watch game 6 of the Canucks/Chicago series. There were moments when you felt that maybe, just maybe they could do it and then those damn hawks would come back. When it was 6-5, you could just see the thread unravelling quicker than you could sneeze and that's when I turned it to Dancing with the Stars! As every Canuck fan says, there's always next year!

Moving on... bahhh! okay, I'm okay. I'll be depressed for a bit, and then move on... the Amazing Race finale was yesterday and my peeps Victor and Tammy (well they are chinese afterall and could be my peeps) won. I've seen every season and I think they're the first ever Asain team to win. Did I even spell Asian right? oh, i did the second time. I'm glad they won because I don't care if whats his name was deaf, he was a little whiner. And as for Jen and Kisha? I'm sorry, but I would have just peed in my pants! Damn, you're at the finish line! I joke with my sister and tell her that that would have been her. We'd almost be at the finish line but we'd lose because we'd have to search for a toilet in the middle of nowhere. So glad mean red hair girl who expects everyone to speak "american" didn't win.

Did my first tour at the Dr. Sun Yat Sen Classical Chinese Garden this past saturday. I was in a mild state of panic for the past 3 weeks or so, waiting for the day to arrive. Of course of all days it had to be sunny which meant people would actually venture out. There were about 10-12 people on my tour, and eventually I over came my fear and managed to present a fairly decent, cohesive tour, that only about 5 people heard because I CAN'T PROJECT MY VOICE. I'm a low talker, so by the end my throat was dry. But, I had alot of positive feedback from the peeps on the tour who said I did a great job, and that they would never had guessed it was my first evah tour! okay, 2 more weeks of worrying until the next one!

After the tour on Saturday, my "be a tourist in your own city" schedule was back in business with a visit to the aquarium. This time I was determined to get a look at the sloth! And I found it, oddly nestled in some branches, sleeping of course. I could only see it's back side which was white and a bit of brown on it's head. Apparently there are 3 sloths in the amazon exhibit, who knew? and all female. Oh to be a sloth - what a life! The other "excitement" for the day was seeing a puffer fish! He and one other fish had a whole tank to themselves. Just the two of them and they didn't seem to be friends. The funny thing about Puffy was when you looked at him, he would approach the glass, and acknowledged your presence by sort of kissing the glass! My sister took some funny pictures of the guy, but unfortunately we have no idea how or where to download the pics so i can't show you how cute Puffy looked. (thanks Telus for making it so easy!) I'll see if I can steal one from the internet. Found one! Puffy looked like the guy in the picture except Puffy sort of had a slight smile on his face, as if to say, "Hi!" I found an even better picture. So cute!
Taking part in this "Check it Out, 2009 Toursim Challenge" has been great. Basically you have one month to visit various sites around town, to collect stamps. If you collect 15, you can obtain a pass that allows admission to all these participating sites for the next year. Seeing all the wonderful sights and attractions Vancouver/lower mainland has to offer, makes you really proud to live in such a beautiful city. I guess it also helps when you're volunteering at these sights like I do, to know what else is out there for all those tourists visiting so you can give honest opinions about what is worthwhile visiting. At every site I've been to, there are "others" like me trying to collect those stamps. Because it is open to I imagine all the people working in the hotels that are part of the challenge, there are thousands of people participating.

Sorry for not being too bitter today. Still feeling down about the Canucks.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

hippy dippy weekend

It's sunday noon, and before I do some work - basically preparing what I'm going to say during my very first tour at my volunteer gig, ( why have I done this to myself???) , thought I'd write about my hippy dippy weekend do far.

I spent part of yesterday on a walking tour of The Drive. As I mentioned in my last blog, I believe the jackass in my story was from the drive. Fortunately, I didn't see him on the tour. The drive is Commerical Drive in Vancouver. This street runs north to south but the area of most interest is a stretch of about 2 miles, from about Venables Street up to Broadway. The tour is part of Jane's Walk - you can google this to find out more. They're basically tours of different areas around town, and are currently held simutaineously in 17 cities across the country. Their are tours covering the Strathcona area, Main Street, even Wreck Beach. The tour we went on was supposed to be a group activity for volunteers at my volunteer gig - but only 6 of of turned up! called Grandview and The Drive Tour.
Anyhoo, the tour started at the home of Bruce MacDonald a 20 year resident of the drive area. He wrote a book called Vancouver: A Visual History - I should check it out. He spoke for about a 1/2 hour about the area, the development of it and the vibe before we went and checked out some places. He pointed out some places of interest - Britannia community centre, the Havana, Joe' Cafe and a new coffee shop called the nest. I've always liked the interesting stores for novelty things, clothes and art and my favorite antique store, Antique Treasures is there. This area, I would have to say, is very laid back and has an interesting energy. The people who live there have that same vibe - the artsy, sit at a coffee shop writing your rants, filling your journal, pick up you guitar and start strumming while your faithful mutt sits by your side. You won't see anyone walking down the street in head to toe Lululemon (thank god) and anyone grocery shopping carried a re-useable bag. Let's just say, if you were idealistic and wanted to change the world- for good or bad- you would probably live in this area. Our guide, Mr. MacDonald spoke of the left wing attitude that seems to be quite pervasive in this part of town. The people who live here are against big chain type stores so any that do crop up seem to never last - except starbucks which would probably survive on the moon. Mom & pop type stores fill the streets as well as restaurants of different world foods, funky stores, and of course the coffee shops.
As I walked along with our group of about 40, I took in the vibe that the drive emits along with the faint smell of incense of petoulle oil. At the same time I thought about how different it is from my neighborhood. My neighborhood is Burnaby Heights, which is about 3-4 miles away from the drive, but what a different world. You don't get the hippy feeling when you walk down streets of Hastings with all the traffic. The heights doesn't have funky shops to peek into but i'll tell you unlike the drive it also doesn't have something else. This is going to sound mean, but you don't feel , grungy when you walk around the Heights. The drive has a grungy vibe to it. You can image most of it's residents would attend the Folk Festival down at Jericho - you know the kind. I said that was going to sound mean.
But there's nothing wrong with that if you like the birkenstock wearing, unkempt hair, mismatched/misshapen just pulled from the pile clothes, too many piercings, organic cotton tote carrying across one shoulder type look. Okay, that's only half of the people who live there. There's a great ethnic mix, and The Drive is also called little Italy because of the many Italians in the area. It's completely nuts there during the world cup.
It's interesting, I think, how parts of town are defined by what it's residents wear! You wouldn't catch that hippy look on a person walking down Robson Street. Robson types have to have there designer sunglasses on and wear head to toe designer outfits on as they stroll down the street, the soul purpose being, to be seen. You also won't see that type down on 4th avenue that has morphed from a boutique store lined street to a boutique store lined street geared toward urban moms and their babies- pass me the bucket. And of course the first evah Lululemon! Now there are tons of stores geared toward the new age yogi who has to wear the head to toe gear whilst carrying they're designer hand bag, with their yoga mat in it's designer bag slung over one shoulder, coffee cup in the other hand which is also holding onto the leash attached to the designer football dog - you just want to punt.
Oh, back to the tour. I think it could use some polish, as in perhaps smaller controlled groups and perhaps more background on the different area shops. In all honesty, it wasn't as interesting as I had hoped for.
Years ago I went on a tour of local heritage houses in Burnaby Heights. You paid a small fee, received a map, and walked around the neighborhood visiting these local amazing homes built around the turn of the century. That was interesting and I wonder if they still do this?

Hippydom continued today. I went to my yoga class this morning. Woke up 15 minutes before the class was to begin, but I made it! There was a sub teacher today one that has subbed before. I remember her as the instructor who throughout the class had to mention that she had a sore shoulder and would be unable to show some moves properly as a result - okay , we get it. But I forgot that she also talks continueosly throughout the whole class and doesn't explain her poses well. I missed my regular instructor- she is the only reason why I pay for these classes instead of going to my gym that has yoga classes there that are part of my membership.
The class is instructed in a small room at my local pool . The room is normally a pre-school room, during the week filled with snot filled drippy kids- germs!
Anyhoo - rules or just plain courtesy of a yoga class. I was a few minutes late so it was hard finding a place to lay my mat, although if anyone was at all kind, they would have made room, because there would normally be room, (well except for an oblivious regular who positions her mat so that no one can sit in front or behind her, until she is forced to move) But today, she wasn't there and no one, made any attempt to move over - that would be too difficult. It's kinda like the people who in an empty theatre, always sit next to you anyway. wtf? Last week, one of the other classmates brought her kid along, sat him in a corner that was right next to me. He tried his best to be quiet, playing with the toys in the room but wtf?
Today's instructor, besides her non stop unhelpful chatter, also chanted during the relaxation period! again, wtf? I thought at first it was a cd, but I was wrong! Normally during a class, I'm checking the clock and thinking, when will this end!! but know that once I'm done, I always feel better. This time, I was really thinking, please let this torture end. My slight dislike for the instructor felt justified when I saw the peace sign necklace hanging around her neck that went with her entire look- 2 braids on both sides of here head, and glasses - Marica or Jan Brady??

4 hours in a petoulli scented aura of a weekend is enough for one beebitter. Sorry for the crappy pictures. By the time I thought about taking some pics, I was already pass the interesting part of the drive.